South Park - Tweek’s Birthday Accident - South_Parkfan1212 (2024)

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"WAKEEE UP GAYBO" Tricia shouted "Your gonna be late for school"

Craig slowly opened his eyes and checked his phone. It read 6:00.

"Why the hell are you waking me up so early, school isn't until 7:30" Craig grumbled

"Are you actually thick in the head, it's your Boyfriends birthday today and you haven't got him anything" Tricia laughed

Oh shit Tricia was right. It's tweet's birthday today and I don't have anything to give him. I'm a terrible boyfriend

I shoved some clothes on and ran to the door to get him a present.

Oh god what does tweek even like. I'll just get him some money for him to spend on. But I should at least give him a birthday card

I chose a pretty gay birthday card. It might make him chuckle a bit.

I rushed home, dashed up to my desk upstairs and starting writing on the card

...
To Tweek

Happy birthday to the love of my life, you are the best thing that has ever happened to me and I love you so very much

Love Craig xx
...

Eh that'll do.

"Craig honey your breakfast is ready" Laura shouted

"Coming ma"

I ran down the stairs and my mum had prepared my favourite. Cinnamon toast crunch

"There you are Craig just the way you like it" Laura smiled as she kissed Craig's head

"Thanks ma"

"Craig, you know it's Tweek's birthday today, you didn't forget did yo-"

"NOPE NOPE I DIDNT I GOT THE CARD RIGHT HERE" Craig shouted

"Sure sure gaywad" Tricia piped up

"GET LOST SHORTIE" Craig exclaimed

"Oi both of you cut it out. I'm not dealing with you two and your bickering. Now cmon get in car. You are gonna be late"

Craig ran upstairs and grabbed the card before joining Laura and Tricia in the car.

As they approached the school, Tweek was already waiting there for him.

"CRAIGY" Tweek rushed to the car

Laura and Tricia both snickered

"Oh for Christ sake I thought we agreed you wouldn't call me that" Craig said quite irratated

"OH IM SORRY SORRY I FORGOT PLEASE DONT BE MAD AT ME" Tweek freaked

"Oh come here you" Craig replied as he pulled Tweek in for a hug.

Tweeks nerves then calmed as Craig gave him a kiss on the lips.

"Happy birthday my sweet prince" as Tweek melted into Craig's arms

Craig gave him the birthday card

"Awww thank you Craig you didn't have to" Tweek smiled

"Oh cmon it was the least I could do babe" Craig replied

"Oh god your even more gay than I thought" Tricia interrupted

"Get lost" Craig said firmly as Tricia went off

"Alright have a fun day of school Craig" Laura exclaimed

"BYE CRAIG'S MUM" Tweek shouted as Laura drove away

Tweek delved deeper into the car and found the money and the sweet note Craig wrote

"Thank you so much Craig it's perfect. I can put this money towards funding my own car" Tweek screeched

"Geez it's only a card it's not muc- wait what a car!" Craig said in confusion

"Yeah my parents bought me a brand new car and I'm paying them back when I can" Tweek smiled

"God your parents are minted" Craig said in sarcasm

"Well obviously they put drugs in the coffee no wonder" Tweek rolled his eyes at Craig.

"I'm going to be taking the car out for a spin during lunch" Tweek smiled

"Oh I got to tutor Clyde at lunch today" Craig said in frustration

"It's ok honey you can join me after school" Tweek smiled

"Ok you've convinced me now cmon let's get to lesson" Craig said as he grabbed tweeks hand

As they were walking to class they bumped into Clyde

"Ooooo look who it is, the one who said that he was straight" Clyde laughed

"CLYDE ITS BEEN 9 YEARS" Craig roared "I'm suprised you aren't gay. Your last girlfriend was 8 years ago with Bebe"

"Hey girlfriends in elementary school don't count we were only kid-" "Oh"... Clyde stammers

"Yeah yeah exactly, sort of proves my point there"

"Yeah right anyway what are you doing" Clyde questions

"Are you stupid I'm trying to get to class but fucking Caseoh is standing in the way" Craig laughs

"IM NOT FAT IM BIG BONED" Clyde shouts

"Buddy we have seen the X rays. You spent 7000 dollars to prove you had bigger bones than the rest of us" Craig laughs

"Yeah well sometimes we all make mistakes" Clyde replies

"That's a bit more than a mistake mate. Now move out of the way" Craig huffes back

Craig and Tweek walk past as Clyde shouts

"Oh yeah Tweek happy birthday"

"Oh I'm a afterthought am I" Tweek says with a tear

"Not to me your not. You are my number 1" Craig smiles

"I love you so much Craig" Tweek says as he does a bigger kiss than normal to Craig

"Hey look no tongue we are at school" Craig laughs

Tweek looks completely heartbroken and disappointed

As they walk in the classroom tweeks vision is completely covered by a scrunched up piece of paper.

Tweek looks over who threw it and to no surprise it's Eric Cartman

"Happy birthday spaz" Eric Shouts as Craig gives him a look. "God you two, get a room for crying out loud"

"You realise me and Tweek are moving in our own apartment soon right" Craig fires back

"How many pride flags are gonna be there" Eric laughs

"Fuck off lard" Craig responds as Craig and Tweek sit down

Mr Garrison walks up with math test sheets

"Oh god this is gonna be a long day" Craig thinks

(Craig will soon eat those words up)

Lunchtime rolls around and Tweek is up and out of his chair

"Call me at 1:30 I wanna know how you do" as Craig kisses Tweek

"Of course babe see you later" as Tweek runs off

Craig turns back to Clyde who has a big smile on

"Don't say anything" Craig says

"Awww such a happy couple" Clyde smiles

"Yeah alright cmon let's get some work done" Craig responds

15 minutes go by

"Oh god when will this be over for crying out loud" Clyde says annoyingly

"Well we wouldn't have to do this if you wouldn't spit balling at bebe"

"Nah I'm telling you she is so into me" Clyde argues back

"Yeahhhhh...Anyway let's get back to wor-"

Craig is interrupted by a loud crash. He immediately runs up to the window of the classroom and sees a major car crash

"Oh shit that's a big one I feel bad whoever it is" Clyde stammers

"Wait that reminds me I got a pair of binoculars in my bag. I can get a closer look" as Clyde rushes to his bag

"Wait why on earth do you have a pair of binoculars in your bag" Craig questions

"Uhhh no reason" Clyde stammers

As Clyde pulls them up and looked through his face turns white. He slowly pulls them down from his face, he turns to Craig.

"Dude you might wanna see this" Clyde shakes

Craig not looking bothered puts them up to his eyes and his heart stops. He chucks them on the ground and runs to the crash

As he approaches he sees a lifeless Tweek at the wheel with what looks like a collision with a drunk driver

Craif manages to open the very damaged door and learns Tweek back. His face covered with blood and a sight that no one wanted to see

Craig shuts down in horror

"TWEEEKKK"

End chapter

South Park - Tweek’s Birthday Accident - South_Parkfan1212 (2024)

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